Comedy Central's Roasts

[quantumleap]

Some of the funniest shit on the 'net.

Jimmy Kimmel on Flavor Flav:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k5lYv5kKOOI

Jeffrey Ross on Pamela Anderson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Mxrpv0ETU

 

[SkinsRaj28]

The Nick Di Paolo one is also funny.

Favorite line: "As an actor you have the emotional range of Terry Schiavo."

Skip to about halfway through, that's where it gets pretty good.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6907363

 

[roach23]

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[quantumleap]

George Takei (Sulu from Star Trek) was roasting William Shatner and said this-

George Takei (to Andy Dick):
From one gay man to another, tone it down a bit.

 

[WCBias]

These were great...thanks

 

[quantumleap]

The Nick Di Paolo one is also funny.

Favorite line: "As an actor you have the emotional range of Terry Schiavo."

Skip to about halfway through, that's where it gets pretty good.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6907363

"Pam Anderson is the perfect physical specimen with that silky smooth skin, that blonde hair, those pouty lips...and that's just her snatch."

:missingte

"And I saw the video of you and Tommy. I haven't seen a pu$$y take a pounding like that since I saw Clay Aiken lose to Ruben Studdard on American Idol."

:nohead:

"Man, that Tommy Lee is so big. Pam has put so many stitches in down there that when she puts in a tampon it looks like a Raggedy Ann doll smoking a cigarette."

:missingte

 

[RupertPupkin]

We should have Rubber Room Roasts ... I'll even volunteer for the first one to show how good of a sport I am ....

 

[quantumleap]

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roach:

"Shaq is so big and clumsy watching him play basketball is like watching a retard fuck!"

:missingte

 

[quantumleap]

We should have Rubber Room Roasts ... I'll even volunteer for the first one to show how good of a sport I am ....

That's a great idea Rupert!

 

[RupertPupkin]

We can set up a weekly schedule , and have volunteers only ... maybe I'll even list 5 personal traits about myself for you guys to dig in on and bring up .... and roast away ...

 

[CycloneFan]

I just watched the Flava Flav roast... I love the Lisa Lampinelli f-ucks black men and large pu$$y jokes... she's usually on Howard Stern's roasts when he has one for a cast member. It's great.

 

[quantumleap]

I just watched the Flava Flav roast... I love the Lisa Lampinelli f-ucks black men and large pu$$y jokes... she's usually on Howard Stern's roasts when he has one for a cast member. It's great.

I just watched Lisa Lampanelli roasting Shatner:

"William Shatner is our guest of honor. Mr. Shatner has starred in some amazing television shows, TJ Hooker.....was not one of them. I tried to TIVO TJ Hooker but my TIVO suggested I punch myself in the cunt!"

:missingte

 

[kingbill]

That's a great idea Rupert!

Do we only need two for the motion to pass? Great F'n Idea.

 

[zwetschki]

:missingte thanks.......

 

[betmaaaan]

this is wierd ahahaha.